Him: "As long as you accept that I blame you entirely and in no way shape or form take any responsibility for the sheets... or the subsequent forehead shaped dent in the wall..."
Me: "I dented the wall? I am so sorry!"
Him: "Oh Cat, that was humor couched in hyperbole. There is no dent."
Me: "What does dent have to do with graphing? Was the dent hyperbola-shaped?"
Him: ".... Leave it to you to employ the homonym."
Me: "Not funny! You've gotten me in the mood for graphing, and there is nothing to graph. You're a graph-tease."
...Yes, this conversation actually happened. I makes me want to buy some kittens and name them Hyperbola, Parabola, and Ellipse. Maybe I just find mathematical expressions of conic sections kinda cute.
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